Archive for June, 2007

* if you’re taking a train to Paris, book early

June 25, 2007

When I returned the car in Perpignan (from our Nice trip), the train back to Collioure was 25 minutes late. This is very unusual, but later I learn the reason.

We had planned to leave for Paris on the 6:04 am train Monday morning, but the ticket clerk says the local train from Collioure to Perpignan (where we connect with the Paris train) probably won’t be running. We can hope the train runs, arrange a taxi to Perpignan, or take the Sunday night overnight train which is direct from Collioure to Paris.

I choose the overnight, but in seats rather than the sleeper, which we used last year and which is awful, and we get an earlier transfer to Rouen, so we’ll end up with more time on Monday to see the D-Day sights.

I use our Senior Carte to get the discounts, but learn that I should have booked the tickets sooner. The way it works is like airline miles, with a 50% discount for a limited number of tickets and a 25% discount after the 50% tickets are gone. I get a mix of 50% and 25% discounts, and the cost of the round trip for two people is 279 euros.

* let down by Budget Car Rental in Rouen

June 25, 2007

On our way to Normandy, we train and taxi to the Budget location which is not at the station. We resolve to favor, from now on, car rental companies which are at the station. For this and other reasons, we’re beginning to re-think my choice of Budget as our car rental company.

The next hour provides much more reason to do so.

Our car is waiting for us. While doing the paperwork, I repeat that we are declining the collision insurance (covering damages to our rental car) since this coverage is provided by our Citibank MasterCard. I then say, offhandedly, that I understand the liability insurance (covering damage to other property and persons) is automatically included in French car rentals, which I have been told by Budget US when making the reservation.

The local Budget manager says this is not true, and if we want 3rd party liability insurance, it will cost 25 euros per day, 100 euros total for the 4 day rental. I protest, and ask him to call Budget in the US to resolve the question. Instead, he calls a friend of his who speaks better English, and after several interchanges between the friend, the manager, and me, he reluctantly agrees to call Budget’s main French office in Paris.

I explain the issue to the English speaking person, who says she thinks I am correct, but will check with her supervisor to be sure. She leaves me on hold so long I think we’re cut off, and I ask the local manager to call again.

Instead he calls the friend.

As you can imagine, this has taken a long time - we’ve now been waiting for 30 minutes with all these phone calls, and everyone is getting aggravated. Finally, the manager again calls Budget in Paris, and remarkably, I speak to the same woman, who tells me I’m correct, that 3rd party liability insurance is included in all French car rentals without separate charge.

So it’s now clear that the local Budget manager was trying to charge me 100 euros ($140.00) for something he knew, or should have known, I did not need.

OK, now to the car, which upon inspection, is filthy.

All that time on the phone, the manager did not see fit to make sure the car was cleaned. We wait another 15 minutes while the attendant cleans the inside of the car. By then, we say enough and decline the exterior cleaning.

When we return the car four days later, our charge sheet includes the CDW insurance we had specifically and explicitly declined, and some other charges. I’m furious. The desk clerk calls someone (the manager?) and the charges are removed. I get copies of both charge sheets so I can later document my complaint letter to Budget. We also decide to cancel all remaining Budget reservations (Ireland, Italy, Key West, etc, etc, and do business with another car rental company.

* Normandy - June 2007

June 24, 2007

Friday, June 15, 2007

When I returned the car in Perpignan (from our Nice trip), the train back to Collioure was 25 minutes late. This is very unusual, but later I learn the reason.

We had planned to leave on the 6:04 am train Monday morning, but the ticket clerk says the local train from Collioure to Perpignan (where we connect with the Paris train) probably won’t be running. We can hope the train runs, arrange a taxi to Perpignan, or take the Sunday night overnight train which is direct from Collioure to Paris.

I choose the overnight, but in seats rather than the sleeper, which we used last year and which is awful, and we get an earlier transfer to Rouen, so we’ll end up with more time on Monday to see the D-Day sights.

I use our Senior Carte to get the discounts, but learn that I should have booked the tickets sooner. The way it works is like airline miles, with a 50% discount for a limited number of tickets and a 25% discount after the 50% tickets are gone. I get a mix of 50% and 25% discounts, and the round trip is 279 euros.

For my second effort to derive driving directions from the Michelin site, I also have available to me the Michelin atlas that I bought on the way back from Caune-Minervois. I also make use of the “see detail map” options on the Michelin site which are available for each change of direction.

Perhaps this would have made the first experience less painful. When I get a chance, I’ll go back and re-look at those directions to see if I could have done better.

Checking the street map in Rouen, where we will stay one night on our way back from Normandy, I decide that the hotel I had chosen is not centrally located, find one that is, and cancel the first reservation.

While planning the next trip, I get an answer to the email I had sent to Boscolo, complaining about the lack of signage on their Nice hotel,  erroneously asserting that the name “Boscolo” is in fact displayed outside the hotel. I write back, really angry now, and include three photos which prove my case. So far, there is no answer to my second email.

Our terrace looks spectacular. The two storage boxes hold all of the pillows and other things that were cluttering our tiny apartment. The new umbrella, a yellow Provence design, sparks up one side of the terrace and the new green and yellow tile round table, sporting one of the small plants, is a delight.

Pat sends an email to Valerie that we have enough seating for our terrace could be a restaurant. All we need is a chef.

No one volunteers. 

Sunday, June 17, 2007

On Sunday morning, we get a call from Peter the Tasmanian, and agree to meet Peter and Lyn at Café Sola at 5:00 pm for a drink. We get there early and Pat finds Geoffrey, Karin’s friend (Karin from Sweden who sent an email to our travel blog). Geoffrey is pleased to learn that Karin will be in Collioure on June 25.

Peter and Lyn arrive, and we learn a little about them and why they are in Collioure. They’re just back from Italy and on their way to Switzerland. We won’t see them again this year, since they won’t be back until Christmas, when we’ll be in Key West.

Peter says they’re working their way toward our life style, but, with a teenage daughter, they have a ways to go.

French trains provide a sequence of car numbers, corresponding to the reserved car number printed on your ticket, and these are displayed on a trackside “Composition” board, except that Collioure, being a small station, has no board. We try to guess where to stand so we’ll be near our car, because it can be difficult to go between cars after boarding, and you don’t get too long to board.

We’re excited to see a car number close to ours and get on; the next car is ours, and we find our reserved seats. They are recliner seats, so we are almost comfortable. We agree these are better than the sleeper compartments. Pat has packed a small pillow in her carry on bag, and a scarf for a blanket.

We both do get some sleep as the train pursues it’s leisurely passage to Paris. Leaving Collioure at 9:45pm, we arrive in Paris at 7:30 am, taking 10 hours for a trip which is accomplished in less than 6 hours during the day. But then we would have arrived at the uncivilized hour of 3:30 am. 

Monday, June 18, 2007

Exiting at Paris Gare Austerlitz, we taxi to Paris Gare St. Lazare, about 20 minutes across the heart of Paris. There’s no place at St. Lazare to have the breakfast we had anticipated, but I get coffee.

Our train to Rouen takes an hour, and we taxi to the Budget location which is not at the station. We resolve to favor, from now on, car rental companies which are at the station. For this and other reasons, we’re beginning to re-think my choice of Budget as our car rental company.

The next hour provides much more reason to do so.

Our car is waiting for us. While doing the paperwork, I repeat that we are declining the collision insurance (covering damages to our rental car) since this coverage is provided by our Citibank MasterCard. I then say, offhandedly, that I understand the liability insurance (covering damage to other property and persons) is automatically included in French car rentals, which I have been told by Budget US when making the reservation.

The local Budget manager says this is not true, and if we want 3rd party liability insurance, it will cost 25 euros per day, 100 euros total for the 4 day rental. I protest, and ask him to call Budget in the US to resolve the question. Instead, he calls a friend of his who speaks better English, and after several interchanges between the friend, the manager, and me, he reluctantly agrees to call Budget’s main French office in Paris.

I explain the issue to the English speaking person, who says she thinks I am correct, but will check with her supervisor to be sure. She leaves me on hold so long I think we’re cut off, and I ask the local manager to call again.

Instead he calls the friend.

As you can imagine, this has taken a long time - we’ve now been waiting for 30 minutes with all these phone calls, and everyone is getting aggravated. Finally, the manager again calls Budget in Paris, and remarkably, I speak to the same woman, who tells me I’m correct, that 3rd party liability insurance is included in all French car rentals without separate charge.

So it’s now clear that the local Budget manager was trying to charge me 100 euros ($140.00) for something he knew, or should have known, I did not need.

OK, now to the car, which upon inspection, is filthy.

All that time on the phone, the manager did not see fit to make sure the car was cleaned. We wait another 15 minutes while the attendant cleans the inside of the car. By then, we say enough and decline the exterior cleaning.

A post script. When we return the car four days later, our charge sheet includes the CDW insurance we had specifically and explicitly declined, and some other charges. I’m furious. The desk clerk calls someone (the manager?) and the charges are removed. I get copies of both charge sheets so I can later document my complaint letter to Budget. We also decide to cancel all remaining Budget reservations (Ireland, Italy, Key West, etc, etc, and do business with another car rental company.

An aside. Getting there is always the most difficult part of any trip, but we’re learning some things to reduce the difficulty. One is to rent from a car company that has the cars at the train station. Budget did not meet this criterion at either Perpignan or Rouen, and here it cost us an added 30 minutes at each end, plus 17 euros cab fare.

Another aside. Michelin driving directions are impossible to follow as written, since the road signs that you actually see do not match what is stated in the directions. Perhaps GPS would be an improvement. We will explore that option as we seek a different car rental company.

The drive to Bayeux takes 1.5 hours, and we find the hotel without too much difficulty. Hotel d’Argouges is a family run B&B hotel with 28 rooms, set in its own grounds in the center of Bayeux, on the main street within easy walking distance of all restaurants, shops, and attractions.

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Our room is spacious, with a double bed and a single bed, and a large bathroom with a tub. It is adequately but not elegantly furnished. Wireless internet is available for 5 euros a night, a bargain.

Pat goes right to sleep, and I take a walk. Bayeux is a beautiful town, one of only two towns in Normandy (Honfleur is the other) not bombed in WWII, with the ancient buildings well maintained and street level floors turned into very nice shops.

Looking for a restaurant, Pat spots a gathering and we hasten to explore. In front of the Hotel de Ville, backed dramatically by the spires of the medieval cathedral, a flame burns. On either side of the small plaza are lines of men in uniform with French flags. Two firemen’s bands, heavy on the drums.

Monsieur de Maire speaks and then a young man reads a speech, from which we make out the words “De Gaulle … BBC … resistance.”

Afterward, I asked another young man to explain the ceremony. He tells me it’s the anniversary of the famous speech by General De Gaulle on the BBC from London, 67 years previous (June 18, 1940), when the leader in exile exhorted “we have lost the battle, but we must resist the Nazi occupation.”

In the same conversation, I said I was surprised that young people, not born at the time, were still so appreciative of the American efforts on their behalf. He responded that Bayeux was the first town in France to be liberated, and that wonderful gift of freedom and the men who died for it must never be forgotten.

We have dinner at the restaurant Fringale, which was recommended by a previous visitor on Trip Advisor. The setting and the meal were excellent. I had a beef bourguignon, chunks of beef cooked to perfection in a red wine sauce.

Another aside. Trip Advisor (www.tripadvisor.com) has become a necessary adjunct to any reservations we make, not only for objective comments about the hotel or B&B, but also for the ancillary recommendations frequently found there.

Before going to sleep, I work out a schedule and driving instructions for the two days (Tuesday and Thursday) we’ll be on our own. Wednesday we’ll be on the Overlord tour of Omaha Beach and Band of Brothers sites. The B&B manager has confirmed the reservation we made by telephone (Skype) before leaving Collioure. 

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Our plan for Tuesday includes three destinations - the Memorial museum in Caen, the harbor town of Honfleur, and the American military cemetery at Colleville overlooking Omaha Beach. I take all the drive times from the Michelin driving instructions, which, even though you can’t actually follow them, are accurate if you don’t get lost. Of course I add time to each trip segment for getting lost.

There are many signs to the Memorial museum in Caen, and following the signs is always a much better strategy than trying to find route numbers or street names. We arrive at the museum on schedule, and it’s a wonderful start to our exploration of Normandy.

Actually, we started preparing months ago, watching Band of Brothers and Saving Private Ryan, reading Stephen Ambrose’s D Day, and Cornelius Ryan’s The Longest Day.

Nevertheless, the video presentation and other displays in the Caen museum amplify our understanding of what happened at the landings and after. The video uses a very effective split screen. On the left you watch the Allies preparing for the invasion, and on the right, simultaneously, the Germans organizing their defense fortifications.

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At the gift shop, we purchase a clicker, like the ones used by the paratroopers in the early hours of June 6, 1944, a video of the landings compiled from archive footage, and a CD of Edith Piaf singing “the songs that won the war.”

We watch another video, depicting the world’s wars since 1945, a moving plea for elusive peace. There was brief footage of JFK, MLK and Bill Clinton, and thankfully none of GWB.

We drive to Honfleur easily, following the town to town strategy. Honfleur is a spectacular little seaside town, with 6 and 7-story fisherman’s homes surrounding a sparkling harbor. We eat a delightful lunch at one of many waterside outdoor restaurants, including a political conversation with the Danish couple next to us.

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We walk around the nearby streets, including the imposing wooden church of St. Catherine, and drive through Trouville and Deauville on our way back, but do not stop, which turns out to be a good decision since it takes longer than expected to get to the American cemetery at Colleville.

We have all seen films of the cemetery, including the emotional opening and closing scenes of Saving Private Ryan, but that is no substitute for being there. We go first to the new Visitor Center and watch the excellent video, then walk along the overlook peering down onto beautiful and peaceful Omaha Beach.

The cemetery itself is a sea of endless rows of crosses (>9,000) and Jewish stars (149), perfectly aligned in every direction, flowers on some, and stones on every Star of David. There are several memorial buildings. Periodically, as we walk solemnly along, we hear taps and our national anthem wafting gently across the fields of gravestones.

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We wait for the lowering of the colors, even as we’re drenched by a sudden storm, and are disappointed that the flag is lowered with no honor guard and with taps played via recording.

On the way back, the storm gets fierce and we pull into a parking spot in a tiny village to wait it out, which doesn’t take too long. In Bayeux, it hasn’t rained at all.

Having had our petit déjeuner at the B&B and our excellent lunch at Honfleur, we should have skipped dinner, but instead we guzzle pizza and beer at a side street restaurant. 

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

This was one of the most moving travel days we have ever had, or expect to have.

Pat had read all the information about battlefield tours, and the recommendations heavily favored Overlord Tours with Alain Chesnel. Alain, whose father was in the French Resistance, was active in planning the major D-Day celebrations for the 50th (1994) and 60th (2004) anniversaries. He founded Overlord Tours four years ago., and he’s since assembled a magnificent collection of maps and photographs, which he explains at each location we visit, often holding up the 1944 photo in front of the actual location.

Alain picks us up at our hotel, part of a group of 8. The next couple on the mini-bus is from Cherry Hill, NJ, our former home town. They’ve lived there for 35 years, and remember that I was Township Manager there, although they are vague about whether they voted for me when I ran for Congress in 1980.

In the morning (half day Omaha Beach tour), we see the remains of the German batteries of Longues-sur-mer, many of the bunker positions along Omaha Beach, the cemetery at Colleville (American soil in the midst of France), and the fortifications at Pointe du Hoc, impressive even in ruins. The bomb craters testify to the pounding they took.

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Alain explains that the incredible scaling of the heights to attack the guns which took so many lives was at first futile since there were no guns there, but then successful when the guns which should have been there were found nearby and destroyed.

Between these sites, Alain points out the exit roads the Americans opened from Omaha and the landing fields used by paratroopers and gliders. Memories derived from movies and books become indelibly impressed when we see the actual places.

We lunch at a roadside restaurant well familiar with Alain’s tours, since we are firmly advised there is no time to prepare omelets or galettes. My Nicoise salad is excellent (no raw tuna).

After lunch is the half day Band of Brothers tour, including the village of Carentan, the church at Angoville au Plain where Bob Wright and Kenneth Moore took care of 80 German and American wounded for over 72 hours, Drop Zone D where Colonel Johnson of the 501st landed and launched the attack onto the lock of La Barquette, Sainte-Mere-Eglise and the replica of the parachutist who was stuck on the church steeple (Red Buttons in The Longest Day), the U.S. military museum at Sainte-Mere-Eglise with the best collection of artifacts in Normandy, the field at field at Beuzeville -Au-Plain where 1st Lt. Thomas Meehan crashed and died, and Marmion’s farm, where Easy Company stayed for at least one night.

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Our last stop is the field adjacent to Brecourt Manor, where Lt. Dick Winters (having replaced Meehan) led the brilliantly improvised attack that destroyed the last four 105 mm howitzers which were battering Utah beach. We see the path Winters took through the adjacent woods, and how close he was to the guns when he began the attack. They took out three guns, covered by the noise of the shelling, before the Germans knew they were there. We imagine how it must have been to be on the beach five miles away when those engines of death suddenly fell silent.

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We drive to Utah Beach, today the preserve of wind surfers, and come to appreciate how this long straight beach, with no withering cross-fire possible, and no adjacent bluffs to climb, produced so many fewer casualties than Omaha.

It is impossible to say enough about the hard working Alain and his colleague. In addition to the history, they communicate with every word how much America is still appreciated for the sacrifices made to free France from the German atrocity.

Everywhere in Normandy, there are American flags, along with British, Canadian, and even, in the spirit of the EU, German flags. Small flags are for sale in all the stores and are often seen in the windows of stores and homes. Restaurants and stores frequently post “Welcome to our Liberators.”

No doubt this is good for the tourist business, but it is our impression that these feelings are totally sincere. In the world as it now is, it’s nice.

Returning to Bayeux, we again eat an unnecessary but excellent dinner.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Back in our own car, we devote most of this day to the extraordinary abbey at Le Mont-St-Michel, on the frontier between Normandy and Brittany about 1.5 hours drive southwest from Bayeux.

In 708, a dream commanded the bishop of nearby Avranches to create a shrine to Saint Michael. In the 11th and 12th centuries, Benedictine monks constructed a monastery with the church on the top of the hill.

From the middle of the 13th century to the beginning of the 16th, the monks completed the ring around the church by constructing the abbot’s residence and buildings to house the abbey’s legal and administrative services.

We approach across a wide expanse of marsh and low tide coastline, the incredible walled building soaring out of the absolute flatness.

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“Some pile of stones” 

“How could this possibly have been built in the 11th and 12th centuries?”

“Time to re-read Ken Follett’s Pillars of the Earth.

Entering the walled city, we first find the restaurant Le Mare Poulard, described enticingly by our neighbor Carol in a 1995 article for the Key West Citizen, as a prime destination of “gastronomic pilgrimage.”

It is “the birthplace of the omelet,” Carol has proclaimed, and watching the preparations, the theatrical rhythmic drumbeat of the flying whisks whipping the eggs to a froth, creates the anticipatory mood.

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We eat and enjoy the two most expensive omelets on the planet, 38 euros each.

This treat blew our budget but was worth it. The restaurant was elegant, with photos on the walls of the famous people who have eaten there - from David Rockefeller, Margaret Thatcher and Prime Minister Mitterand to Ernest Hemingway, Woody Allen, and several veterans of the Normandy invasion.

A restaurant brochure relates the history of Mont St-Michel as follows … in 708, the archangel Michael commanded the construction of a sanctuary, 1000 years pass, in 1888, Annette Poulard creates her restaurant … all the important events in one sentence.

In the abbey, we climb and climb and finally reach the ticket booth.

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“How many more steps?”

“90”

“How many did we climb so far?”

“260.”

With so much effort invested, we pay and clamber on.

The abbey is one stunning medieval space after another - the flowered cloister, the refectory (which reminded me of the freshman eating halls at Princeton), the great halls for entertaining royalty and knights, the abbey church towering above it all, the sea all around.

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A monk passes silently through a heavy closing door, a nun is visible for a fleeting moment as she glides across a stone-arched opening. Such has life been in this place for 1300 years. Now they probably get email.

On the drive back to Bayeux, I thought about our plan for the next two days: drive to Rouen, stay overnight, then train to Paris the next morning to catch our train to Collioure.

What’s wrong with that picture?

I ask Pat what she thought about spending Friday in Paris instead of Rouen.

“Great idea.”

Back on the internet, we accomplish the following in about 30 minutes: (1) check if our Best Western in Rouen could be cancelled; it could, and was; (2) try to reserve the Hotel la Perle in Paris, but only their best and most expensive room is available; (3) go to Pat’s list of Paris hotels, find the Queen Mary near the (old) Opera, reserve on line; (4) check train schedules and target the 9:56 train from Rouen to Paris.

MAJOR TIP: This is the most important advice for anyone who wants to travel the way we do - you must become facile with the internet. Without it, arrangements, and especially changes to arrangements, take forever, or may be impossible.

Later, Pat told me that she had thought of this change two days before, but hoped it would occur to me as well. She hadn’t mentioned it because she thought I really wanted to see the cathedral in Rouen.

NOTE: We did see the cathedral from the cab driving from the Budget office to the Gare Rive-Droit, and in the gray early morning reality it didn’t approach the aura of Monet’s ethereal paintings.

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This time we had sense enough not to eat dinner. But we did go out to enjoy the musical groups celebrating the longest day of the year (June 21), and, back in our room, we are lulled by an excellent Dixieland band.

Friday, June 22, 2007

We rise too early for the B&B breakfast, and set off for Rouen. It’s no trouble to get to the city, but finding the Budget office is another matter.

The Michelin directions are again useless.

We drive through unnamed streets by instinct for awhile and finally I think we’re close, with the center of Rouen and the river bridge to our left. I have to stop for gas anyway, and the attendant confirms that we are now within 200 meters of the Budget location.

Returning the car is more complicated than it should have been because they charge me for the collision insurance we had explicitly declined. Is it a simple mistake? It doesn’t matter. We’re done with Budget.

At the Rouen train station, I stand in line to change our ticket to Paris from tomorrow to today. The line is only 8-9 people, but the train leaves in 30 minutes, and we’re sure we won’t make it, so as soon as the track is posted, we go to the train and board.

The train leaves and we’re safe. The first stop is Paris, so we can’t get thrown off. Not to worry. When the conductor comes along, he studies the ticket, asks for our Senior Cartes, says “Merci, monsieur.” Tomorrow’s ticket is fine with him, at least on this mostly empty train without seat assignments.

In Paris, at Gare St. Lazare, I immediately regret not having drawn a street map from the station to our hotel. I think it’s only a couple of blocks, but I’m not sure, so we take a cab. We arrive in three minutes, 3.60 euros on the meter, and then the driver tells us the minimum fee is 8 euros. I’m not happy, but there really is no choice. Later, when we see how easy it would have been to walk, I’m even less happy. C’est la vie.

The Hotel Queen Mary is excellent. A small room, although large by Paris standards and well decorated. We’re immediately out the door to shop, for which our location is perfect, two blocks from the flagship Les Galeries Lafayette.

Our first order of business is a quick lunch, at their basement snack shop. Then up the escalators, pausing to stare (yet again) at the magnificent center dome.

Even when we buy nothing or little, Pat and I enjoy shopping together, which we guess is probably unusual. We each buy socks, and a thin navy sweater for me, almost exactly like the one I left in Key West.

We’re amused again by the 3rd floor, the “Seduction Floor,” ie, lingerie.

Our other objective, the Galeries Home store (the Maison store, not to be confused with the Homme store, which means men) is disappointing. They seem to have eliminated the stemware that Pat bought last year and was hoping to supplement.

We’re both tired, so we return to the hotel. Pat naps; I read Les Miserable.

I’m already past page 500 and not yet halfway through. I’m now skipping the huge sections where Victor Hugo takes a wide tangent that has nothing to do with the story, even though these are well written - actually, very well written.

When Hugo remembers he is telling a story, his writing is exciting, dramatic, full of unlikely coincidences that you just accept because it’s fun. He wrote a 19th century soap opera for readers who had little else to read, and his perceptively drawn characters entertain us even today.

Later, a drink downstairs with a bartender from Holland who is making her first gin and tonic. She does fine.

Out the door to eat dinner in a neighborhood we don’t know, a part of Paris which is more high-end commercial than residential, so there’s a lower proportion of restaurants. We find an Italian restaurant, our waiter was born in Normandy, and we’re happy.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Waking up in Paris instead of Rouen, we enjoy a relaxing morning, instead of a rush for the train. Pat runs 4 miles through the Tuileries, finding her way out and back with no trouble. We’re returning to Paris enough to begin to know it. Could there be a better goal for retirement travel?

We  have our petit déjeuner at a nearby café, followed by a wonderful walk through nearly empty streets, window shopping. It’s a delightful way to spend an hour.

We pack and taxi to Gare Lyon, early enough to spend a few minutes at the luxurious Train Bleu restaurant (if there’s a more spectacular train station dining room, we haven’t seen it) before a second petit déjeuner at the Train Bleu Express on the platform level. We really must diet … next week.

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We return to Collioure (as far as Perpignan) first class, since a 50% discount on a 1st class ticket is less expensive than a 25% discount on 2nd class (50% discount not available). It’s much more comfortable, and there’s an outlet to plug in my laptop.

Facing us are a young French couple who live in Perpignan, with their charming, well-behaved one year old daughter, who laughs with Pat. The father tells us they’re sculptors, in ice and sand. They’re meeting a photographer in Montpellier, an obvious necessity for their short-lived art.

We change at Perpignan for the 20 minute local train to Collioure. Up the steps at Les Rocades, our apartment looks great, and the plants on the terrace have flowered grandly in our absence. I water from a can, and the one plant that didn’t look so good perks up immediately.

On our terrace, the Pyrenees spread before us as the evening cools, we reflect that this trip to Normandy was one of our best ever, a series of beautiful and moving sights. Collioure welcomes us back with spectacular fireworks of the Festival of St. Jean, which we view from our terrace at 11:00pm.

It’s great to travel and it’s great to be home.

* Nice, Arles, Caune-Minervois - June 2007

June 17, 2007

Wednesday, 6/6/07

I spend most of the day planning the driving for our upcoming trip. This is the first extended driving trip we’ve taken in France. I’m on the Michelin site, printing directions and maps for all the legs of our coming trip:

·     Perpignan to Nice (we’ll train to Perpignan to get the rental car).

·     side trips from Nice to Villefranche and Eze

·     Nice to Aix-en-Provence, with a side trip to St. Paul de Vence

·     Aix to Arles

·     Arles to Montpellier (IKEA)

·     Montpellier to Caune-Minervois

·     Caune-Minervois to Perpignan

On the Michelin site, I enter specific addresses at either end, so the directions lead directly to the place. I also print maps, at the highest level of detail Michelin has, of the destination streets. I think we’re well prepared. This turns out to be not quite correct. 

Friday, 6/8/07

Our bags are packed. Actually, our bag. We have achieved the remarkable (for us) status of having only one packed suitcase, plus one small carryon.

I go to the train station to get our tickets to Perpignan, and am excited to see only one couple in line ahead of me. Silly me.

It takes a full 25 minutes for the couple in front of me to buy their tickets, or whatever it is they’re doing. Tickets are printed, looked at, returned, printed again, discussed.

Finally, it’s my turn. Couldn’t be easier. Two tickets, one way to Perpignan, Senior Carte 50% discount. She prints the tickets, then the Mastercard. Whoops, only charged for one ticket. Has to do it again. Transaction time - 6 minutes. In the US at Penn Station in New York, maybe 30 seconds.

Our upstairs neighbors, Anne and Fraser, have appeared and we’re going to dinner together in Argeles. Fraser has a rental car. We go to Flowers restaurant, and have an excellent meal.

We get caught up to date on their project helping abandoned children in Romania, now complicated by the EU-driven announcement by the Romanian government that there are no abandoned children in their country.

Dinner conversation veers towards Bush and then quickly away. It is so well accepted by every European we’ve met that our president is incompetent that there is no longer any point to discussing it. When antipathy has reached irrelevance there is no further down to go. 

Saturday, 6/9/07

The train to Perpignan takes 25 minutes. No adventures.

I made the car reservation for pickup at Budget’s in-city office, located less than 50 yards from the Gare. We get there at 8:35 am, and the office door is locked. The office, says the Budget website, opens at 7:45.

The good news is that the Budget clerk arrives a few minutes later. The bad news is he has no car for us.

He calls the Budget location near the Perpignan airport, and then drives us there (8 minute drive). While he’s gone, of course, the in-town office is locked and empty. Hertz, next door, seems to have a clerk on duty all the time. The car is a Peugeot 407, a beautiful and well equipped automobile. Getting started from the airport location is actually easier than leaving from the in-city location and we’re on our way.The trip from Perpignan to Nice is mostly on excellent highways. The speed limit is often 130 km (81mph), but I set the cruise control at 110 (68 mph), and make sure to pull back into the right lane after passing the slower trucks.We get our first indication that Michelin’s wonderful looking directions are no so wonderful. There is an amazing lack of precision and lack of specific what-to-do instructions. In the printed directions, you’re suddenly on a different route, but how did you get there? We make two wrong turns along the way, which is unusual for us and very frustrating. Pat, trying to make sense of the directions, is even more frustrated than I am. Why can’t the Michelin directions simply tell you what you’ll see and what you should then do, like the excellent Yahoo directions we use all the time in the US?The trip, which Michelin says takes 4 hours 20 minutes, actually takes 6 hours.

We made our reservation at the Boscolo Hotel because we were so impressed with the Boscolo’s New York Café and hotel in Budapest. Finding the hotel was a horror show.

We try to follow the Michelin directions into the city, which are awful. And when, after almost 45 minutes, we finally get to where we’re supposed to be, there’s no Boscolo Hotel.

We drive around in circles for another 30 minutes, praying not to get hit by the flying motor scooters which dart recklessly on both sides of our car, squeezing between lanes.

Finally, we park, illegally I’m sure, and Pat stays in the car while I walk to where our map says the hotel should be, 6 Avenue de Suède, but the door that says “6″ is boarded up.

I go next door and ask “Where is the Boscolo?”

“Down the street where it says ‘Hotel.’”

I go to the Hotel, which on closer inspection says “Park Hotel,” although the large sign says only “Park” which of course suggested a garage not a hotel. The desk clerk says it is indeed the Boscolo Park Hotel.

I’m furious, but Pat is waiting in the car, so I don’t argue about the lack of signage … yet. I have marked our car’s location on my map, and the desk clerk tells me how to drive through a tunnel and the one way streets to the hotel. It’s a 3 minute drive when you know exactly how to do it.

When Pat and I arrive to check in, I resume the discussion of the missing hotel name. The desk clerk insists it says “Boscolo.”  We go outside together. She points to the tiny word Boscolo high up on a banner of the hotel … the hotel down the street, not the one we’re in, and the Boscolo logo in the carpet on the sidewalk in front of our hotel, neither vof which is remotely visible when driving by.

A Boscolo post script. When we return to Collioure, I write to Boscolo, complaining about the non-existent signage. Incredibly, I get an answer from Boscolo headquarters claiming they have spoken to their hotel manager in Nice, who says there are signs. I respond with three photos clearly showing no signs, and tell Boscolo they have a strange way of making customers want to return. They don’t answer my second email.

Herb and Marlene are in Nice for their 5th Windstar cruise, and there’s a message from Herb at the Boscolo when we arrive. We freshen up and walk to their hotel, just down the block from ours, and off we go to dinner.

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Pat has known Herb and Marlene since she met them on a cruise 35 years ago, and since I came into the picture, we’ve gotten together regularly, but we haven’t seen them for over three years.

There’s lots to catch up on. We talk and laugh, probably too loudly, for two hours at dinner. We all had pasta, and it was excellent. Nice, it seems, used to be in Italy, and there are many fine Italian restaurants.

Finally, the long exhausting day having ended just fine, we collapse into bed.

But I set an alarm, to get up early to see Roger Clemens’ first game with the Yankees, who have now started to win. We have an internet connection in our room, and I watch on the computer (mlb.com TV) as the Yankees and Clemens win again. 

Sunday, 6/10/07

Breakfast with Herb and Marlene in an outdoor restaurant along the Nice waterfront promenade continues the conversation from the previous night. We go back to their very nice room at the Meridian Hotel. They have to pack and get to their ship by 12:45, and we’re off on our adventures.

We start in old town Nice, where the old buildings and narrow streets are just utterly charming. There’s a large flower market which is the best we’ve ever seen. We take a casual hour to walk around and soak up the atmosphere.

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Then it’s back in the car and off to Villafranche-sur-mer. We take the lowest of the three cornice roads and, on a Sunday morning, the traffic is bumper to bumper for the entire 3  mile drive. This is actually a benefit, as we can both enjoy the amazing sea view villas which line the road.

Approaching Villefranche, we’re amazed that every inch of hillside has been filled with buildings, all overlooking the spectacular Mediterranean below. We talk about returning in the off season, maybe October, and renting (or exchanging for) one of those great apartments.

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We never find a parking space in the old town, so we continue on to the village of Eze, up on the middle cornice road featured in Alfred Hitchcock’s To Catch a Thief  and several other movies. It’s also the road where Grace Kelly, then the Princess of Monaco, died in a car crash.

Eze itself is nothing much … an old castle, now a hotel, and a garden of animal statues. We take the middle cornice road back to Nice and the trip which took 30 minutes to get there takes only 4 minutes to return.

After exploring Nice’s classic Hotel Negresto, we have a drink at an elegant bar on the beach. Picture this … brilliant sunshine … gin and tonic … Kir royal … the French Riviera.

Pat raises the camera to take a picture of the mountains along the sea, and as she does, a topless young lady pops up into the view finder.

Later, we taxi to the port and find the Windstar, but we haven’t been pre-approved, so we can’t board the ship, which is a 300 passenger cruise ship with 5 masts for sails. Herb and Marlene are found and they join us on the dock.

Herb tells story of how his camera bag was stolen at the Meridian Hotel. Marlene was sitting with the bags while Herb was off checking something. A well dressed man approached Marlene and said, “Madame, have you dropped some money?”

Marlene looks down, and there are coins on the floor. As she reaches down, the man grabs Herb’s camera bag and sets off across the lobby. Marlene sees him and starts to cry out, but Herb, returning, acts first.

“What are you doing with my camera bag,” he yells at the top of his voice. The man, passing him, hands him the camera bag and keeps going.

This all takes place in the lobby of a 4-star hotel in Nice. Pat’s rule is that every piece of luggage must be linked to a body part - arm, ankle, something - whenever you are sitting in an airport or hotel lobby. It’s a good rule.

Herb and Marlene are tired and have dinner waiting for them on the ship, so we walk back through old town, find another Italian restaurant on an ancient square, and have a quiet dinner al fresco.

We get to bed early, but we set our alarm and ask for a wakeup call at 2:50 am. Why? It’s the final episode of The Sopranos, a TV show we have followed for 7 years. We use Slingbox, and watch the end of a great series. Like everyone else, but especially because we’re watching via internet, we think the screen going black at the end is a cable interruption. But then the credits roll. A brilliant ending to a powerful show.

Monday, 6/11/07

There are more Michelin mis-directions as we drive to the nearby hill town of St. Paul de Vence … roundabouts not mentioned … route number shifts not explained.

But we’re getting better at interpreting, interposing what Michelin has omitted, and ignoring what is obviously nonsense. We breakfast at a quintessential French village café in St. Paul, enjoying the sun-drenched views across the valley.

Our next stop is Aix-en-Provence, and getting there is not a problem. Finding old town Aix is, as expected, a little more difficult. It’s just the price you pay for searching out the places we love. It’s a price well worth it.

Parking the car is a frightening experience. Drive down three levels through the narrow lanes, looking for a space. Finally find one. Actually, it found us, a man waving as his friend was carefully extracting the car from the space.

Pat gets out to direct me into the space, while I shift gears and let the clutch out ever so slightly. With inches to spare, any lurch will be a crash. The right side of the car ends up 2 inches from a wall, and there is barely room for me to squeeze out the driver’s side.

Now all we have to do is get the car out. Won’t worry about that for a couple of hours.

Leaving the garage, I perform the digital equivalent of Hansel and Gretel’s trail of crumbs through the woods. As I turn at each intersection, I take a photo. If needed, we can look at these in reverse on the digital camera and find our way back.

The center of Aix is beautiful, with a wide boulevard shaded by arching plane trees. We choose one of the café restaurants lining the street, and order salad Nicoise. The tuna is raw chunks. I try a couple; Pat puts hers on my plate. The rest of the salad is excellent.

There are many great shops on the small streets behind the main boulevard. We realize we didn’t make a single purchase in Nice, and strive to correct that deficiency asap. We find four yellow pillows for the chairs of our new table, and I find a watch to replace the one whose strap broke.

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On the way back to the garage (photos not needed), I say how wonderful it would be if the car next to us had left. The ‘gods of parking’ hear me, and the space is dutifully empty, the only empty space on the floor.

Once again, on our way to Arles, Michelin leaves out directions about switching highways, but we have learned how to interpose and ignore, so we do fine.

As expected, getting to our B&B in Arles is difficult. Michelin again omits crucial streets and landmarks, and suggests impossible turns into one way streets.

Fortunately, we have the street map (from Michelin on the web). I head into that portion of town where I think we should be, and Pat begins to see street names on the map which match the street names high up on the sides of buildings (the way they are in all European cities and towns). We find our street, get a great parking space a half block away, and find our B&B.

We’re in the oldest section of Arles, and it is charming. Our room on the second floor has high beamed ceilings, a double bed with a hard comfortable mattress, a marble sink with copper inset bowl.

Walking through Arles, Pat remembers that she didn’t get the present for Valerie she had intended to buy at present for Valerie at L’Occitane in Aix. We turn a corner and there’s L’Occitane in Arles. Pat selects lavender soap and and a small dish.

In the center of Arles, we find the square where Van Gogh painted “Starry Night,” sip a glass of red (Provence local, of course) and have dinner at one of the outdoor restaurants in the square. Once I send my steak back to be actually cooked, it is quite good.

We get a little lost winding through the empty streets on our way back, but it’s still light, we find our direction from the map, and we’re in bed early after a long but excellent day. 

Tuesday, 6/12/07

I get up early, make coffee as our host Geraldine had directed, and am at my laptop (wireless connection in the house) when my Skype rings and it’s my son Jon, up late in Washington DC (it’s 1:00 am there).

Jon’s web cam is one, so I can see him from this tiny back street in the Provence town of Arles as we chat about his work, our grandson Evan, and the progress of our trip. There is still something eerie about the way modern technology permits this kind of world-wide communication, so easy now, and so unheard of just a few years ago.

Geraldine puts out an excellent breakfast, with a selection of tasty breads instead of the usual baguette. She and her husband purchased the building 3 years ago, when it was, in her words, a cave. They fixed it up, added a third floor for themselves, and opened the B&B a year later.

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Leaving Arles is no problem, since we had directions from Geraldine, but the Michelin directions would not have sufficed.

We drive to Montpellier, where we have a good experience at IKEA. For one thing, we arrive by car, as you’re supposed to, and not by tram as we did last year.

We quickly succumb to the domineering IKEA “follow the arrows and don’t deviate” system, and worry, when we detour to the rest rooms, moving against the arrows, that the IKEA police will come after us.

We have our 75 euro credit from last year’s debacle, and we quickly spend that and another 50 euros. After checking out, I go to customer service and am pleased to find Stephanie, who was so helpful last year. She remembers me and is thrilled that I took the opportunity to thank her.

We drive the mile to the tram station that we walked last year pushing our ’stolen’ IKEA shopping carts, park the car, and take the modern, sleek tram into Montpellier for a delightful lunch at the creperie on the huge square. The architecture of that square is spectacular.

There’s more shopping at Galeries LaFayette and The Gap. Perhaps I should explain. Neither Key West nor Collioure offers much in the way of shopping, and we don’t have a car in either place, except when we rent one, so we have to plan our shopping opportunities very carefully. We actually had a long list for this trip, which we began preparing more than a month ago while we were still in Key West.

The drive from Montpellier to Caunes-Minervois is another frustrating exposure to the shortcomings of Michelin computer directions. We pass through Narbonne several times, until we finally abandon the instructions and simply go from town to town, following signs that actually exist instead of those Michelin thinks are there.

This works quite well. We pass through the tiny villages of Lezignan-Corbieres, Homps, La Redorte, Rieux-Minervois, and Peyriac-Minervois, and finally arrive at Caunes-Minervois. It’s a beautiful drive through the country, with farms all around. The roads narrow but not too narrow, and the other drivers are sane. No motor scooters.

We’re supposed to meet Valerie and Lorcan at 6:30 in Caunes-Minervois, in the parking lot across from the school. We arrive precisely at 6:30, but I drive right past the lot and up into the narrow, hilly road leading to the Mairie.

This is too much like Girona last year, taking a too-big car into too-small spaces. I park at the Mairie and attract a crowd - the woman who runs the grocery store, the man who runs the hotel, two other women, all trying to be helpful in French.

We decide that I’ll stay with the car and Pat will walk back down the hill to look for Valerie and Lorcan. I open my laptop on the trunk of the car. Pat says her last view of me is at the laptop, surrounded by four women.

While she’s gone, someone fetches the Irishman who runs the B&B around the corner, and he helps me turn the car around.

“Put yourself in my hands,” he says. “I was a policeman in Ireland for 25 years.”

Pat comes charging up the hill, waving her arms in triumph, Valerie and Lorcan trailing behind, and the former Irish B&B owners from Fern meet the new Irish B&B owner in Caune-Minervois.

We park in the church parking lot, squeezing into the one space available, and haul our luggage back up the hill to the house Valerie and Lorcan have exchanged for the week.

It is a perfect example of an old French village home. The first floor contains the bedroom Valerie and Lorcan are using, the second floor has a kitchen, living room, and small back terrace, the third floor a bedroom and bath for us. Our bathroom is huge, with a stand alone claw foot tub, backed by a disconcerting picture of St. Teresa of the Little Flower.

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After our long day, we’re happy to sit in the pocket terrace, where we share wine and cheese (two bottles of red and two of rose) and great conversation (the Irish call it “crack”) until almost 10. 

Wed, 6/13/07

We sleep late and spend a quiet day reading, exploring the town, and talking with our friends. There’s wireless internet in the house, so we check our email.

There isn’t much to see in Caunes-Minervois. The store and the hotel we saw when we arrived are the only store and hotel in town. There’s an impressive 11th century church, an atelier with three resident artists, and the big event, a marble carving contest.

Five sculptors have each been given a huge chunk of stone. They’re still in the early stages of their work, using power saws and other tools Michelangelo never imagined.  

Later, we’re told, will come the more traditional picks and hammers. We can see an emerging bull and a face on two of the blocks. The other three are thus far indecipherable.

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After our quiet day, we go out to dinner. There’s just one tiny restaurant, where we have rather good hamburgers and frites. I have a dark beer that was excellent, but I can’t remember the name. For dessert, we’re offered a choice of vanilla or strawberry ice cream, which, when it arrives, turn out to be frozen Nestle cones. 

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Valerie and Lorcan lead us back to our car, get in with us, and direct us to the road we’ll take out of town, west toward Carcassonne, less than 20 km away, then east on the A61 toward Narbonne, and finally the A9 south toward Perpignan. Not nearly as picturesque as our trip to Caunes-Minervois, but far quicker and easier driving.

On the way, at Lorcan’s recommendation, I purchase Michelin’s Atlas Touristique for France 2007, a telephone book size tome with over 300 very detailed map pages.

Our target destination are the Auchan and Leroy Merlin stores on the outskirts of Perpignan, where we take advantage of the fact that we have a car to do shopping that is otherwise difficult. for us. 

We buy a large storage box for our terrace at Leroy Merlin, and an umbrella at Auchan, along with a variety of smaller items, including a supply of printer cartridges. These items, plus our luggage and prior purchases, completely fill the car, justifying the larger Peugeot 407 I had rented for exactly this reason.

In Collioure, we use our neighbor Mike’s upper level parking space, unload the car, three trips each down the 60 steps. Better down than up. We assemble the storage box and decide we really need two. The umbrella pole is too thick for the base we have.

Taking the piece from our umbrella stand base, we drive back to Perpignan (twenty minutes), stopping on the way at Jardinland to buy three more small plants for the terrace.

We’re amazed at how easy it is to return the umbrella at Auchan. We buy a second storage box at Leroy Merlin and also find an umbrella we like with a thinner pole.  

Valerie has told Pat about a great store in a town called Le Boulou. The Michelin atlas provides the route and we find the store, and make some purchases, including a plastic table cloth for the terrace and several citronella candles.

Then it’s off to Carrafours in Argeles-sur-mer for our “bulky buy it when you have a car” grocery shopping (paper goods, soda, etc.).

I decide I want a Big Mac for dinner, and we go to the MacDonald’s next to Carrefour for a decidedly un-French meal. By the way, MacDonald’s fries are better than any frites we have had in France. 

Fri, 6/15/07

To complete the trip, I return the rental car to Budget at Perpignan, leaving it parked around the corner from the office, which is supposed to be open but is not. I draw a little map showing where the car is parked, put it and the keys with the rental agreement, and throw the whole package into the bin. 

* a fortnight in Collioure - May 20 to June 5, 2007

June 16, 2007

Sunday, 5/20/07

We have just arrived in Collioure (Saturday) and our first visitors are arriving on Tuesday, so we have to get the apartment ready. This means unpacking clothes, building the bookcases, and unpacking the 95 books we brought, in that order.

We interrupt our work to go to the outdoor farmer’s market, where we buy wonderful fresh peppers and onions and lettuce, plus of course a baguette.

By the time we have dinner on the terrace, the apartment is in good shape, except for the 5 suitcases which still fill almost all the floor space.For the moment, we have no place to put them.

It seems that the syndic (Les Rocades condo association) changed the lock on our cellar (closet in the access hall) some time over the winter, and didn’t tell anyone.

When Madeleine came in to get the apartment ready for our home exchange guests, she was unable to retrieve the terrace furniture from the cellar. Eventually, we emailed our neighbor Brigitte and learned that the lock had been changed, and Madeleine went to the syndic and got the new key. But it’s Sunday, Madeleine is not in her office on Sunday, and we have no key.

Tuesday, 5/22/07

We get the cellar key from Madeleine and put our suitcases away. Finally, we have room to move in the apartment. If 300 square feet can seem large, it does.

I ask the syndic - in French - “Je suis Lewis Weinstein, de 303B Les Rocades. La clef de cave est différente. Je voudrais savoir pourquoi?”

Translated, this may mean “I am …, of 303B … The key of the cellar is different. Why?“

The answer is they don’t know. Brigitte explains. There was some problem with the apartment above our cellar, perhaps water related, and the syndic broke into our cellar to see if anything was wrong there. Then they replaced the lock. But they never told us or provided a new key.

Debbie and Tom, our first visitors from the new world, have been visiting Debbie’s brother Evan in Paris and are coming to Collioure today. 

Debbie has emailed Pat that they will be on the 2:30 train. We go down to the station at 2:20 and wait, but no train arrives. Nor is one due from Perpignan for several hours.

Pat goes to the Templiers, where they will be staying, but they haven’t checked in yet. I look up the train schedules. The 8:24 out of Paris, changing in Perpignan, would have arrived shortly after 2:00.

Where are they? Lost in town? Pat says, “If I call Evan and tell him I lost his sister, he’ll kill me.”

Then she checks Debbie’s email - it said 2:03, not 2:30.We go back down to the Templiers, and there they are.

“We just arrived,” Tom says. “Our train was late getting to Perpignan, and we missed the connection. They drove us here in a Mercedes taxi!”

So they have no idea we weren’t at the station waiting for them at 2:03. I tell Pat, “You don’t have to tell them.” But, honest woman that she is, she does anyway.

Finally, we all relax with a glass of wine, rose all around.We have dinner at the beach, and great ice cream cones for dessert. Two boules of scrumptious butter pecan.

Wednesday, 5/23/07

Pat, for the first time in Collioure, has running partners. Debbie and Tom are not used to the hills, but they reach the high road to Port Vendres and enjoy the stunning views of the Collioure bay.

We tour the 14th century Château Royal which dominates the village. It was built on Roman foundations during the reign of the Counts of Roussillon and Kings of Aragon, and became the home of the Majorcan court, after which it was occupied by the Spanish until1642, when Collioure fell into French hands.

There’s an art exhibit in the castle by a painter named Andrzej Umiastowski, featuring enormously fat women in various states of undress. The paintings showed great good humor and we really enjoyed them. Prices range from 2,000 to 3,500 euros. We don’t but any.         

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The castle also houses a large painting depicting the expulsion of Jews from Collioure in 1493. I was not aware of this event, but will now do some research and see what I can learn. Collioure was, of course, still part of Spain at that time.

While at the museum, we are able to purchase the video, describing the work of Matisse and Derain, produced in 2005 to honor the 100th anniversary of their appearance in Collioure in 1905. The video has numerous shots of Collioure today and excellent descriptions of the art, in French and English.

A brief rain deposits a layer of  brown dirt over all of our terrace furniture. We’re told by three different people that this is sand, blown from Africa across the Mediterranean from the Sahara Desert.

The distance from Marrakesh in Morocco to Collioure is about 1000 miles. That’s a long way to blow sand, but what do I know.

We hold our first party of 2007, in honor of our visitors from the new world. In addition to Tom and Debbie (US), we’ve invited Valerie & Lorcan (Ireland), and they in turn have brought their guests Richard and JoAnne, and the honeymooners, their son and new daughter-in-law.

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I observe that Debbie, Richard and myself may constitute the largest assembly of Jews in Collioure since the expulsion in 1493.

We enjoy many bottles of wine, lots of cheese and olives, and great conversation.

Thursday, 5/24/07

Today the three runners make it all the way to Port Vendres. I take pictures as they re-enter Collioure.

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An interesting vignette on the way the French think …

At breakfast, I sit next to Pat, with Tom and Debbie opposite us. We all order petite de’jeuner, two with tea and two with café. The waitress brings the first tray, with two orders, sets it on the table between Tom and Pat.

There is coffee in front of Pat, so she picks up the cup to give to me.

The waitress emphatically says, “No.”

She indicates that Pat and I should change seats to match the tray she has brought, and Pat, obedient after 12 years of Catholic school training, begins to get up.

“Not a chance,” I say. “Please sit down and give me my coffee.”

The waitress frowns, but brings the other tray, sets it in front of me, and I give Pat her tea.

This incident tell us all we need to know about the French approach to service. The customer must adjust to the worker, not the other way around. As Americans, we find this incredible, but to the French it is perfectly normal. Good luck, Mr. Sarcozy, at changing the French work ethic.

Debbie and Tom are taking the 11:24 train to Paris, and we go to the platform to see them off. There’s a young couple there who have just come from Spain and are carrying Rick Steves’ Spain 2007.

“Does he recommended things to read before going to Spain?”

“Yes.”

“Novels?”

“Yes.”

“The Heretic by Lewis Weinstein?” 

“Yes!”

Pretty exciting, huh. Being listed with Ernest Hemingway (For Whom the Bell Tolls), Miguel Cervantes (Don Quixote), and Washington Irving (Tales from the Alhambra) is a great honor and thrill.   

Friday, 5/25/07

We’ve settled in Collioure, renewed acquaintances with our friends and had our first visitors, and now we have two weeks before our first trip (to Nice).

Time for me to get to work … this journal, research for my next novel, my self-education project on novel writing, French with Michel Thomas, and promoting my just-published novel A Good Conviction

Pat sets up her Yoga tape on the terrace. She strikes poses as I watch from the sofa. She really looks good.

About a month ago, I decided to publish A Good Conviction via a POD publisher. I investigated several, chose WingSpan Press, submitted the manuscript and cover, reviewed and approved proofs, and the book is now available on amazon.com. ( * purchase “A GOOD CONVICTION” at amazon.com)

My job will be to promote it. I purchased a book by Brett Sampson called Sell Your Book on Amazon, which is a treasure chest of suggestions about using the various options amazon.com makes available for publishers and authors to promote their books.

We watch the movie Anna Karenina, starring Vivien Leigh as Anna. Pat loves it; I am less enamored. We each had the same response to the book. If you’re interested in my comments on the book, you can see my blog, (* Lew’s blog about writing novels). Enter “Karenina” as the search term. 

Saturday, 5/26/07

We hang around the apartment and watch the brown rain come down. 1000 miles? 

The sun comes out and Pat does a load of laundry, which must hang outside on the rack to dry. She takes a chance and it’s almost dry when the rains start again. We drag the rack with the now once again damp clothes into the house.

The Yankees play an afternoon game at the Stadium, so it comes on at 7:00 pm here, and I get to watch it live, via internet and mlb.com. The reception is great, but not the Yankees, who lose again in what is so far a terribly disappointing season. They’re now 11.5 games behind the Red Sox and fading fast. 

Sunday, 5/27/07

It stops raining long enough for us to exercise on the terrace, using the lounge chairs for floor mats.

Pat is reading Pride and Prejudice. It got onto her summer list because she had never read anything by Jane Austin and felt obliged as a cultured person that she should. She is being rewarded. She’s over half done and loves the book.

I’m reading about Lorenzo de Medici, who will be a central figure in my next novel, set in Florence in the late 15th century.

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Actually, I’m reading three books at once. One is an old biography by William Roscoe. I mean old. It was written in 1796, and the 10th edition I’m reading was published in 1896. Pat cringes every time I yellow highlight this old book, but I must.

When I get to Roscoe’s comments on Lorenzo’s poetry, I switch to Lorenzo de Medici: Selected Poems and Prose, collected and translated by Jon Thiem. Lorenzo is now regarded (by Thiem at least) as the foremost poet of Renaissance Florence, and Thiem’s book, published in 1991, is the first published collection of his works in English.

I read the opening stanzas of Lorenzo’s long narrative poem The Supreme Good.

“Lured on, escorted by the sweetest thoughts, I fled the bitter storms of civic life to lead my soul back to a calmer port; and so my heart was carried from that life to this one - free, serene, untroubled - which retains the little good the world still knows.”

This poem was written in 1473, when Lorenzo was 24 and had already been the “ruler” of Florence for 4 years. What other man in history, so renowned as a politician, banker, diplomat, and patron of the arts, has been known to write such poetry?

I’m hoping that Lorenzo’s poetry will be a route to his inner thoughts, and from this beginning, I am much encouraged.

The third book I open and browse is Janet Ross’s Lives of the Early Medici as Told in their Correspondence. This is a collection of private letters from and to Cosimo (Lorenzo’s grandfather), Piero (Lorenzo’s father), and Lorenzo himself, and again, I’m hoping to find insight into the mind of this remarkable man.

At 4:00 pm Collioure time (10:00 am on the east coast) we watch Tim Russert interview Gov. Bill Richardson on Meet the Press. Richardson is not impressive, despite his wonderful resume. Slingbox, by the way, works perfectly to bring us our Key West television in Collioure.

Our movie tonight is the Boynton Beach Club, a enjoyable comedy of life among the still spry elderly in south Florida.  

After the movie, I watch the last out (Derek Jeter this time, with the tying run on third base, although he did hit the ball hard) in yet another Yankee loss. 

Monday, 5/28/07

It’s Memorial Day in America and Whit Monday in France.

“What is Whit Monday?” you ask.

I search the web and learn it is the day after Whit Sunday. Not very illuminating.

Next I learn that it has some connection with the Jewish holiday of Shavuos, which I suspect would surprise most Catholics.

Finally … Whitsunday is the Pentecost celebration, commemorating the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the Apostles seven weeks after Easter … which still leaves Whitmonday as the day after Whitsunday.

In any case, the French are trying to eliminate the holiday. Too many days off in France.

Several years ago, Whit Monday was officially cancelled in France, but French workers took the holiday anyway. The Socialist candidate in this year’s French presidential elections promised to re-instate Whitmonday, but she lost, so I guess the celebration will continue as a renegade affair.

During the month of May, there’s a holiday in France nearly every week.

Enough … more than enough. 

Tuesday, 5/29/07 - Sunday 6/3/07

It’s a quiet week in Collioure, with mostly rain and clouds, broken occasionally with sunshine. We meet with more of our neighbors.

Mike (UK) has made his adjoining terrace blossom with trellises and plants. I go with him to Jardinland and pick out 3 plants to begin our own terrace garden.

We have dinner with Mike at Casa Leon. There’s a funny story about dessert. We didn’t order dessert, but the waiter puts one in front of Pat and she starts to eat it. Well, it was intended for the next table. The waiter comes to retrieve it, too late. Everyone laughs, at our table and nearby. The intended dessert eaters, from Barcelona, get another one. By the way, the unordered dessert was on our bill, and we paid it.

Some months ago, we received a communication, in response to this travel blog, from a couple living in Tasmania (Australia) who also have a home in Collioure. It’s incredible the connections made possible by the internet.

We invited them to a terrace wine and cheese, but only the husband, Peter, showed up. Apparently, there had been a plumbing disaster, made worse because they were leaving the next day and a tenant was coming in, so wife Lynn has stayed in the house while Peter came over.

We had the strange experience of having this person, Peter, whom we had never met, know all about us - from reading our blog.

We talk about buying our place in Collioure, and he says, “Yes, you bought it from Una.”

Left without our usual stories to tell, we nevertheless spend a very enjoyable two hours and resolved to get together when we both return from our travels in 10 days or so.

We are invited to lunch with Valerie and Lorcan at their French “in-the-village” chateau in the hill town of Laroque de Alberes, which they have been fixing up. Fixing up old houses is what they love to do.

Lorcan came to “collect” us, and we drove 15 minutes to the town and up the narrow streets to their home. Valerie conducted the tour. … a huge basement, a first floor with living room, master bedroom and kitchen, and a second floor with 3 more bedrooms.

Lots of outdoor space on all 4 sides of the house, and extensive grounds with great trees and plants behind. An area being cleared for a swimming pool.

Wallpaper - such wallpaper! - being scraped from almost every wall.

We had a delightful lunch on the back patio, on a spectacular table that we will try to duplicate for our own terrace (from Weldom or Auchan) at the conclusion of the Nice visit.

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Last year, we were bothered by several cats, who live in or around our building, coming onto the terrace and seeming to have an interest in coming into our apartment.

We have a similar problem in Key West, which we solved with a water cannon. Same solution here. Pat spotted the weapon at a Collioure shop, and, armed and dangerous, on the next cat appearance I had two direct hits from 15 feet.

The next time the cat came across the terrace, he didn’t put a foot on it, nor even on the ledge, but walked quickly across the sloping roof beyond the ledge. I think we have, for the moment at least, established our respective territory. I won’t bother the cat if he doesn’t bother me. 

Monday, 6/4/07

On Saturday, we’ll begin the 2007 version of “travels from Collioure” with a trip that will include Nice, Arles, and two nights wi